Stranger: i had my left leg removed and replaced with celery
Stranger: t's called a cellerization
You: do you have the desire to smear peanut butter on your leg and eat it?
Stranger: this way i plant myself and intake nutrients through soil instead of eating
Stranger: occasinally yes
You: will you still poop as usual?
Stranger: yes, its a very organic bio-shit
Stranger: i can, and quite, eat my own excrement
Stranger: *quite often
You: is it tasty?
Stranger: its a neutral taste, like noodles without broth
Stranger: but lets get down to buisness
Stranger: asl?
You: vegetarian with a taste for celery
Stranger: Fucking cannibal go get help!
