Alliterative

Paul is putting poodle puppy putties into poopy pudding puddles.

Haikus of the Day

Class drags on today

I do not feel like speaking

What a horrid time

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Doodling a doodle

Poops and boobs and unicorns

Imagination

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Swollen and waiting

for just a little touch from

your eager fingers.

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'Jamer man wears a 

pair of yellow banana

pants for me and you.

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Candy in my mouth

Sugar stuck between my teeth

Yum yum tasty yum

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Bacon strips sizzle

in the greasy mess that will

clog my arteries.

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A piece of fresh toast

dipped in some hot chocolate

makes me so happy.

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Little Asian boys,

let me be like one of you.

I have the haircut.

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Sit here, guitar man.

I would like to hear you play.

The sounds comfort me.

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I could not go one

day without chapstick in my

pocket when I leave.

Bathroom Pooping

A good thing to do is walk into a public bathroom quietly repeating "poop" to yourself. Continue repeating the word while entering the stall. Once you seat yourself, say one last "poop" in a very excited, high-pitched voice. Do your business. Whether or not you actually have to poop is not important. After you flush and exit the stall, begin repeating "poop" to yourself again while you wash your hands. The "poop"ing shouldn't stop until you leave the bathroom.

This is only effective if there is always someone in the bathroom with you. Otherwise, it is only amusing to yourself.

I hereby christen thee.

"one must not be afraid of the light,

even when they think they are of a darkness.

i learned that by writing my eyeballs out-

...

somewhere in the work, i found me.

and i am less afraid now."

- David Ryan Adams