Bathroom Pooping

A good thing to do is walk into a public bathroom quietly repeating "poop" to yourself. Continue repeating the word while entering the stall. Once you seat yourself, say one last "poop" in a very excited, high-pitched voice. Do your business. Whether or not you actually have to poop is not important. After you flush and exit the stall, begin repeating "poop" to yourself again while you wash your hands. The "poop"ing shouldn't stop until you leave the bathroom.

This is only effective if there is always someone in the bathroom with you. Otherwise, it is only amusing to yourself.